My Adventure of Not Blogging For a While

Hello blog.

Remember me?

So, okay. I’m back..finally. I’m back and I have a shitload of stories to tell.

One thing I must clarify though, is the rumors which have been circulating around with regards to my absence. Some said I was just being a lazy bugger, whilst others had mentioned I that I was just being my emo self yet again. Emo? I’ll show you emo.

Some had even asked whether I was busy with work and life etc. yes, busy playing Warbook more like. But the most bamboozling rumor was that I was off to get my annual Botox injection. Wtf?!. Oii.. for one I don’t know need it as I am still the most hensem-est blogger in blogwerld and even if I wanted to, I couldn’t as Khir has already bought the entire supply of Botox in the entire eastern hemisphere.

So, to get things back on track, I will start the ball rolling with the dreaded T… Yes, getting ones’ ass Tagged… and of all people, by the dreaded D.. who by the way has just received her Open Water Cert. Yay!

SUPERHERO

1. Superhero power I want : The ability to make money grow on trees.
2. Why? : What do you mean why? Its bloody obvious, innit?
3. Downside of this power : Everyone… and I mean everyone would be coming to me and requesting, “Hensem, can you make money grow from the pandan/keladi/pokok pisang in my backyard. So nooowwww I’m ‘hensem’?
4. My superhero nickname : Captain Ringgit. (I have no idea why they always call themselves ‘Captain’, even though they are many more ranks in the military hierarchy).
5. My motto : “No money, No Honey”.
6. Sworn Enemy : Lord Inflation, The Dark Mogul of Rising Prices.
7. Official vehicle : Securicor vans.
8. Day job : What fucking job?… If you’re rich as me, you don’t need one.

10 THINGS ABOUT ME THAT MIGHT FREAK YOU OUT

1. I talk to myself sometimes.
2. I may at time, hear voices in my head.
3. I am pretty damn sure that in 2011, Martians will begin their invasion of Earth.
4. I am a big Chuck Norris fan.
5. I like to hit/bang/ smash/swear/spit at things/people when I lose my temper.
6. I think that Malaysians are soft and pampered and we need a good war to toughen us up.
7. I’m not a good Malay boy. I don’t like Mawi, or Siti or watch Akademi Fantasia; the required values to being a Malay.
8. I sometimes fantasized of living in a post-apocalyptic where the human race have been mostly wiped out and animals rule the world.
9. I think Paris Hilton is hot.
10. I think Scarlett Johanson is over-rated.

So, I’m tagging everyone who are wearing red undies at this exact moments to do it. So, this automatically means you, Anttyk. Hohoho!

~ by 9 on April 10, 2008.