My Adventure of Telling You a Story 1.1

After a few weeks of feeding Tommy, the handsome chap with the charming personality has found the dirty, smelly mongrel to be most annoying.

It seems that now each and every time our protagonist returns home from work, Tommy would jump around, wag his tail and bark at his handsome presence.

Nothing wrong there, the handsome chap with the charming personality had initially thought.

However, the annoying thing is that the said welcoming ritual would include him (Tommy, not our protagonist) overacting with the jumping around, wagging the tail and barking as well as rolling around in front of the protagonist’s car. This act would result in the handsome chap with the charming personality having to stop his car, exit the vehicle and shoo him away, lest having Tommy getting run over by the tyres. The problem is, the dirty, smelly mongrel would think it a game and would continue to roll and jump and wag and bark even more, all the while doing it front of the car.

Another equally annoying habit of the dirty, smelly mongrel is inviting his friends over for dinner. Let’s just say that our protagonist here finds it quite unnerving to find himself surrounded by 6 or 7 other dirty, smelly mongrels, all rolling and jumping and wagging and barking.

Thus, the handsome chap with the charming personality ended up having to utilize guerrilla tactics when it comes to feeding time. Armed with a Super-Soaker 5000, our protagonist has had to sneak out, place the food and creep quietly back in… unless if the rest of the trash bin scavenging, moon howling, pack of dirty and smelly mongrels are there, then the handsome chap with the charming personality would then have to go Rambo on their asses with the super-soaker 5000.

Yes.. Tommy is getting annoying in that sense.

But then again, he has taken to our protagonist and proclaimed him as his lord and master. This particular boost for the ego is the only reason why that dirty, smelly mongrel is getting fed each night.

~ by 9 on May 6, 2008.